It is occasionally quite fun to excite radioactive personalities. Why? It makes me feel sane. Watching Larry King interview Ann Coulter, for example, makes me feel quite tempered in comparison. Interestingly enough, a large group of people (basically, anybody who watches Fox News) apparently becomes passionately upset and argumentative by particular things that don’t really bother the rest of us. Through careful and costly scientific study, I have actually isolated the specific words that cause conservatives’ and libertarians’ blood to boil. Just try saying any of these words completely out of context to trigger a hot-tempered reaction from a libertarian.
Bailout
Socialism
Fascism
Financial Reform
Gun Control
Nuclear Disarmament
…and my favorite…
Obamacare
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